Words and Music: Jim Johnston
Solo: Jim Brammer

Excuse me, Miz and Mister Cool, I didn't mean to stumble on my words, and break your stupid rule,
Of never saying what you mean, it's never black or white, it's always gray, or something in-between.
You just want to dumb me down, and every dolt who's in this town.
Wanna tell me right and wrong, but I can only hold my tongue so long.

And if they time it right, brainwash you overnight for sure.
Crimes against humanity, saying what is thought to be impure.
Conform and you'll be spared, there are no losers, just the winning impaired.

Humpty Dumpty took a fall, they're doing all they can to blame it on the guy who built the wall,
And when they consider sin, they cue it up and replay it over and over again.
I don't know why it gets me down, when you sell ignorance by the pound,
The mother of the sacred cow, will take you on right here and now.

And if they time it right, brainwash you overnight for sure.
Crimes against humanity, saying what is thought to be impure.
Conform and you'll be spared, there are no losers, just the winning impaired.

It's monkey see and monkey do, I'll bite off more than you can chew
The perfect world that's in my head will come to be or we'll be dead,
Its not for you to think about it's garbage in and garbage out,
Polluted air and poinsoned food, I'm just follically challenged dude!
Janitors called engineers no cigarrettes to soothe your fears,
All predators must be set free, they help keep you in line you see.
So love all creatures as they are- so long as they don't own a car,
I found my calling to prevent you dinking with environmental factors you don't understand
Without my guidance steal your land Sharp Edges Lyrics
Well it should come as no surprise Like a flame in this dead forest Watch me burn before your eyes Remember where I was before us All shiny metal and sharper edges My core is rotten I'm broken pledges Well we were waiting So welcome home now We kept your seat